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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

teencry:

when you see an item you love on the sale rack but then realize it was misplaced there

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unkemptly:

trying to play hard to get while being hard to want

when a hot person smiles at you٩(●̮̃•)۶

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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Anonymous said: I JUST FOUND OUT FROOTLOOPS ARE ALL THE SAME FLAVOR OH MY GOD. I CANNOT BELIEVE PURPLE IS THE SAME AS YELLOW THIS IS DEVISTATING. I CANT LET PEOPLE LIVE SO BLINDLY, I NEED TO SHARE MY KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD. SIGNAL BOOST

bewbin:

moriartyborntoparty:

bewbin:

guess they threw you for a loop 

No, I don’t think so, because I think yellow tastes more lemony. 

i think we found a loop hole 

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary