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organic-vibesx:

WOW DO YOU EVER REALIZE HOW BAD OF A FRIEND SOMEONE IS LIKE WOAH YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON 

thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

a moment of silence and prayer for 68 innocent women, children and men brutally gunned down in a mosque in Iraq today.

karmakaram:

There are no words.

jackanthonyfernandez:

She was letting the guards know who she wanted to take out

jackanthonyfernandez:

She was letting the guards know who she wanted to take out

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

chlamydiuh:

but the real question is…did somebody call 9-1-1 when shawty was fire burning on da dance floor??

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg